Sleep
I love to sleep. It really is the best of both worlds. You get...
Naughty Kids…
Q…What do you call children who are raised in those naughty houses of ill-repute?A…Brothel...
Two Irishmen
|Two Irishmen were sitting in a four engined plane flying back from a shopping...
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks…
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks, “Where ya going boy?”The son...
Jealous Revenge
A Blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so She goes out and...
Black Jokes…
How do you stop a 3 black men from raping a white woman? Throw...
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
Mariah Carey’s quote
|Mariah Carey was one of the first celebrities to comment on the death of...
Blonde Lumberjack
A blonde travels to Canada to seek her fortune as a lumberjack. She meets...
yo momma so stupid
yo momma so stupid that she asked you what kind of jeans you had...