A memory problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
Oboe jokes
|Q: How do you get five oboes in tune?A: Shoot four of them.Q: What...
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?Cum on Eileen.
What should I do then?
|Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?Doctor:...
The 2 moose hunters…
These two hunters went moose hunting every year without success.Finally they came up with...
CROSSING THE STREET
TWO TAMPONS WERE CROSSING THE STREET. THEY SEE A FRIEND. WHICH ONE WAVES?NEITHER, THEY...
Same Aid
One way to live together and never have an argument is for both husband...
Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
Shift Key FAQ
Q. My shift keys have little arrows on them. Does that mean the *real*...
A cat’s dictionary
|Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear...