Whoa! Shut your mouth!!!
Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.
Male assertiveness
A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife so he...
Low Sperm Count
A 70 year old man went to his doctor’s office to get a sperm...
Jelly
I was caring for a woman from Kentucky and asked, “So how?s your breakfast...
Crazy people talk
|A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a...
We got a lot of those.
Three cowboys, a Texan, a Californian, and an Oregonian, were sitting around a campfire...
Stupid master
A gorilla was walking thru’ a jungle when he came across a deer eating...
No drinking in April
You should “never” drink during tax season.”You might shoot at tax collectors and miss!”
Coffee
Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.
Calf Value
A motorist driving by a Texas ranch hit and killed a calf that was...