Cat jokes 03
|Q: What looks like half a cat?A: The other half!Q: What was the name...
How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team?
How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team? Because all of the mexicans...
How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?Little Johnny:...
Eye Doctor
A Japanese man went to the eye doctor. The optometrist said to theman, “Sir,...
A rookie police officer was assigned…
A rookie police officer was assigned to ride in a cruiser with an experienced...
Knitting Blonde
A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the...
Three altar boys are standing in the snow with…
Three altar boys are standing in the snow with their pants down around their...
Confucius Sex
Confucious say:Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Man who stand on...
Things Not To Do At A Hostage Negotiation
As Hostage Taker: Demand to speak only with FBI agents Fox Mulder and Dana...
He Said – She Said
He Said…She Said:He said… I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got...