Attorney questioning
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
Hidden in the Attic!
This elderly Italian guy goes to his parish priest and asked if he would...
Men and Spray Paint Alike
Why are men and spray paint alike?One squeeze and they’re all over you.
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?Three…one to mix the batter...
Guns in a garden
An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long KeshPrison...
Clinton country
A guy is sitting at a bar and orders a drink. At the same...
Research paper excuses!
A college professor had just finished explaining how important it was that a research...
The sex talk
A drunk goes into a bar sits down and says hey hey bartender can...
Insult Collection #15
If you were a swine, you would be what you are now! You say...