How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...
10 reasons why it sucks to be a penis!
01. -You’ve got a hole in your head. 02. -Your master strangles you all...
Big Ron
|Big Ron was caught speeding on his way to the City Ground today.”I’ll do...
A new national anthem?
Sources close to President Clinton say he is proposing a newnational anthem for the...
The Cat And the Milkman
Little Lucy went out into the garden and saw her cat Tiddles lying on...
Stupid Insults 18/31
In line for brains, thought they said were handing out milkshakes, and he asked...
She’s not a babe, she’s…
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:She is not a BABE or...
If Wang made toasters…
If Wang made toasters…Marketing would never agree upon what customers really wantor need in...
Have a Drink
Middle of the night, middle of nowhere, two cars both slightly cross over the...
How do guys in jail…..
How do prisoners in jail talk to each other?With their cell phones!