There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market…
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market. One...
Holy Water: The cure-all
One Sunday morning a minister and a choirboy were getting the church ready for...
I’ll use my seeing eye dog
|A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a...
If men had a vagina.
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for...
Marriage quotes 06
|Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in....
Did you know that the night Santa first met his future wife…
Did you know that the night Santa first met his futurewife he uttered the...
Why did the blonde fail her driver license exam?
Why did the blonde fail her driver’s license exam? She wasn’t used to the...
How Army policy began
|This is Army policy all begins… Start with a cage containing five apes. In...
What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?
Q: What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?A: He...
Punishment for Gates
Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...