Two men are discussing their lives…
Two men are discussing their lives. One says, “I’m getting married.I’m tired of a...
Leper at the World Series
A guy with leprosy wins tickets to see the world series. But when he...
Cross mouse cards!
|What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?Cross mouse cards!
Returning from her vacation…
Returning from her vacation, the young secretary was telling anyone who would listen about...
A man enters a barber shop for a shave…
A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming...
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite…
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite,he was really...
Numbers
Why was 6 afraid of 7?Because 7 8 9!
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One’s composing, the other is decomposing.
There were these three blokes sitting on the high cliffs…
There were these three blokes sitting on the high cliffs of a lonely beach,...
Cyclones!
Why do they name cyclones after women?Because they start off as little blow jobs...