Discipline
Let a pig and a boy have everything they want, and you’ll get a...
For some light refreshment!
|Why did the mouse eat a candle?For some light refreshment!
Coffee
Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.
Where the winds blow.
Q. Why does the wind blow from the north in Indiana?A. Kentucky sucks.
Leaving money for the dead
|A Brooklyn lawyer, a used car salesman and a banker were gathered by a...
Cross mouse cards!
|What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?Cross mouse cards!
The art of foreplay
Woman, “Slow down, foreplay is an art.”Man, “Well, if you don’t get your canvas...
John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling…
John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling. The pastor gets up and...
What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?
Q. What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?A. Platoon
yo momma’s SO fat….
yo momma’s so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out...