Looking Great
This guy goes to the doctor for a vasectomy. Unlike the usual patients, he...
The Smuggler
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large...
Can\’t See
Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What...
I get so drunk that I imagine things
|The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the...
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar…
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub....
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?Kneel to the Chief!
Extreme Golfing
Three men are golfing. There is Jesus, Moses and an old man.They’ve been pretty...
Mixed football jokes
A burglary was recently committed at West Ham’s ground and the entire contents of...
You can come out now
Jon was looking for a little “action”. He picked up a sweet young thang...
IN THE BAG
|A “tourist,” supposedly on a golf holiday, stood in line at the customs counter....