A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...
The Honeymoon Begins.
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in...
men chasing women
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same...
An old retired man goes to his wife one day…
An old retired man goes to his wife one day, and says to her,...
Your Momma
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
A peasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull…
A pheasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull. “I would love...
A new tax
Department of the Treasury Internal Revenue Service Washington, D.C. To: All Male Taxpayers RE:...
Two guys standing at the urinal.
Ed and Ted were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory when Ed...
They where playing for the cup
|Why were the flies playing football in saucer?They where playing for the cup!
To be young again…
A man asked his wife, “What would you most like for your birthday?”She said,...