mouse’s favorite record?
|What’s a mouse’s favorite record?Please cheese me!
The World of High Finance
A man walks into a New York bank, and says he’s going to Europe...
Snail Tracks
Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn’t leave tracks...
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age…
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age,rather curious. He...
THE IRS LETTER…
THE IRS LETTER… Dear Sirs: I am responding to your letter denying the deduction...
If a frog parks.
Q. What happens when a frog parks illegaly?A. It gets toad!
Saggy Boobs
Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other?A: “We’d better get some...
Guy’s – Don’t Do This On A Date
There are LOTS of ways to ruin a date. Here are a few things...
Stinky woman.
Mary went to the doctor complaining of body odor.”Do you wash?” the doctor asked...
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was…
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was zipping down Maple Avenue.”Can I...