Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...
Honda, Honda!
A businessman was in Japan to make a presentation to the Toyota motor people....
Visiting kindergarten
|Little Tommy’s kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station....
Tough job
A fellow getting a shave asked the barber if he had another razor. “Why?”...
The three survivors of the shipwreck…
The three survivors of the shipwreck were being driven mad by hunger.The Irishman, an...
A tall woman met a midget at a party…
A tall woman met a midget at a party. The midget was barely three...
Constantly complaining about the temperature
|A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the...
In And Out Of Puddles
A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the...
Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
Question and answer animal jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the armadillo that it...