Never say it at work
|TWELVE THINGS YOU’LL NEVER HEAR AN EMPLOYEE TELL HIS/HER BOSS1. Never give me work...
Don\’t Pee In the Pool
The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...
Slight confusion
One night a police officer named Mike was working the grave-yard shift and he...
A department store had to call off its special…
A department store had to call off its special summer sale in August because...
Jewish telegram
Jewish telegram: ?Begin worrying. Details to follow.?
What is the smartest blonde?
What is the smartest blonde?A golden retriever
Sisters of Mercy
A man was driving down the highway, and sees a sign saying “, House...
Stupid Insults 5/31
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools. An XT clone in a Pentium zone....
What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?
Q: What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?A: You can eat your Mom’s...
YO MOMMA’S So OLD…
Yo Momma’s so old she got powderd milk in her boobs!