Girls and Hockey
Why can’t girls play hockey?Because they have to change their pads every period!
Owl
Q: What does a blonde owl say?A: What, what?
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap...
New Computer Viruses!
John Bobbit Virus–Removes a vital part of your hard disk and then re-attaches it....
Heaven And Hell
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
INVESTMENT ALERT!
Pfizer Corp (NYSE PFE) is making the announcement today that Viagra will soon be...
Having a baby.
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the class was...
Can you pay the bill?
A man was brought to the hospital, and taken quickly in for emergency surgery....
Jonah and the Whale
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it...
What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?
Q: What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?A: A mosquito stops sucking...