Cocktail Party
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding...
Elephant jokes 07
|Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet?He wrecked three...
Tombstone Epitaph IV
Tombstone Epitaph:Playing with names in a Ruidoso, New Mexico, cemetery:Here liesJohnny YeastPardon meFor not...
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?Outlaws are wanted.
Foreplay
After the first week of sex education class, a young shapely teen stormed out...
Men and Spray Paint Alike
Why are men and spray paint alike?One squeeze and they’re all over you.
I can’t breathe without that
|A blonde goes into the beauty and hair parlor with her walkman on her...
A few words of wisdom
“I have a great diet. You’re allowed to eat anything you want, but you...
Spice Girls
~WHAT DO YOU CALL A SPICE GIRL WITH TWO BRAIN CELLS? PREGNANT~WHAT DO YOU...
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid?
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid? When you open her legs...