Emergency doctor visit
A woman rushes to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung...
Buffalo analogy
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and...
Why cannot Miss Piggy count to 70?
Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70? – Because she gets a frog stuck...
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?When it’s time to go back...
Stalagmice!
|What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?Stalagmice!
Christmas and Hanukkah Merger
Continuing the current trend of large-scale mergers and acquisitions, itwas announced today at a...
Super Looong List of One-Liners!
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?A. We’d...
Early retirement
The pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement...
The hotel Astor had hired a new bus driver…
The hotel Astor had hired a new bus driver and instructed him to meet...
Dumb Blonde Crooks
Two blonde robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens....