Here is your punishment
|”Haven’t I seen your face before?” a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant.”You...
I Wanna Be A Commie
A man goes to the doctor for a checkup. After the checkup, the doctor...
Golf Clubs
There was a businesswoman who just made a million dollars for an Arabian Oil...
The talking clock!
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the...
Anyone Here
Once upon a time there was a female brain cell that by mistake happened...
Aussies
Q. Why are Australians like kiwifruit?A. Because they are rough on the outside, green...
Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?
Q: Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?A: It seats 500.
The Tyson one-liners
|Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?A: No stupid...
Mars and Venus
I never have quite figured out why the sexual urges of men & women...
People with busy lives
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...