Female Lawyer
Q: What is the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?A: Lipstick
Confessions
Three young women are at a cocktail party. The conversation turns to their position...
Deaf
A man goes to his doctor and says, “I don’t think my wife’s hearing...
Why is red the colour of the University of Georgia?
Why is “red” the colour of the University of Georgia?Because they can’t spell “crimson”...
What type of prize did you win?
|A blonde goes to the local restaurant, buys a small drink for herself, and...
The Costume Party
A man and his wife were supposed to go to a costume party together...
Why is a bride always smiling as she walks down the aisle at her wedding?
Why is a bride always smiling as she walks down the aisle at her...
An Hour of Pleasure
The Dean of Women at an exclusive girls’ school was lecturing her students on...
What is the penalty for bigamy?
Question: What’s the penalty for bigamy?Answer: Two mothers-in-law
How are women like elevators?
How are women like elevators? Only about half go down.