It just kills my appetite
A woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast. “Would you like bacon...
On his Deathbed!
Father Murphy was ministering to a man on his deathbed.”Renounce Satan!” yelled Father Sullivan.”No!,”...
Puppies don’t surf…
Why Dogs don’t surf the web…Can’t stick their heads out of Windows 2000.Too difficult...
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? To see what was on the...
Gas Attack
There was once a very prim and proper older lady who had a problem...
This pill allows you to fly
|A man went into a bar in a high rise. He saw another man...
Pulling Teeth
A man & wife entered a dentist’s office. The Wife said, “I want a...
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship…
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship with Monica Lewinsky? Pres: Improper?...
A man walks in to a doctors office…
A man walks in to a doctors office and says, “Doctor you must help...
Slip of the tongue
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits...