She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
Feeling Sorry For Him
Two girls are having coffee when one notices that the other girl seems troubled...
Knock Knock Jokes 1
Knock Knock Who’s there? Avocado! Avocado who? Avocado a cold! Knock Knock Who’s there?...
What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?
Q: What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?A: 20 class rings...
Half a year to live
|A woman hears from her doctor that she has only half a year to...
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
Lawyers on a flight
|An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
Majority rules
So it seems that these four rabbis had a series of theological arguments, and...
What is white and flies across the sky?
What is white and flies across the sky? The coming of the Lord.
First Child
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...