The programmer’s cheer
|Shift to the left, shift to the right!Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!
When Joe’s wife ran away with his car, his money and…
When Joe’s wife ran away with his car, his money and his best friend,...
Constipation problem
Old Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about...
Take in a boarder
An elderly man tells the Doctor he is planning on marrying a women of...
Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cats Urine
This is, like, so dumb…Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cat’s Urine...
No Irish Lawyers?
Q: Why are there so few Irish lawyers?A: The majority of them can’t pass...
Adultery
An old man went into confession and told the priest: “Father,I’m 81 married with...
Telephone Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a telephone?A: It costs 30 cents...
Mail carriers.
What kind of drugs are mail carriers not tested for?SPEED!
Why White?
A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, “Mommy, why...