Pick Up Line Rejections!
1. Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?” Woman: “Well, I don’t know....
When I was growing up I used to lick all…
When I was growing up I used to lick all the kids on the...
One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed…
One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse slowly...
Dead Cow & The Mermaid
On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and...
Very expensive Barbie Doll!
A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter’s...
Multi-syllable words
Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says “Today we are going to...
Tactfullness
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...
You tell me!
A game warden came upon a duck hunter who had bagged 3 ducks and...
Christ Not Polish
Why wasn’t Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn’t find three wisemen and a virgin!
A Kind Lawyer
One afternoon, a lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he...