Polish Dogs
Q: Why do Polish dogs have flat noses?A: From chasing parked cars.
Bartender Help
An armless man walked into a bar which is empty except for the bartender.He...
Insult Collection #4
I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you! I think...
You Might Be An Internet Addict If…
You step out of your room and realize that your parents have moved and...
Your Momma is so ugly
Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style.
Defining Confusion!
Q: How do you define confusion??A: A blind lesbian in a fish market!
60 mintues
Yo momma id so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes!
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?A grapefruit!
What’s coming but never comes?
What’s coming but never comes?Tomorrow!
Men Are Like Blenders
Why are men like blenders?You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.