Witches Brew
What do you call 13 witches in a hot tub? A self cleaning coven!
A Mexican joke
Why did God give Mexicans a nose?So they’d have something to pick in the...
Moving
I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving.
Burying Poles!
Back in the old west, there was a need to connect the east and...
My Only Extravagance
“Okay,” said the wife, “I’ll admit I like to spend money, but it’s the...
Phrases For Everyday Life
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
When God created Canada!
On the sixth day God turned to the angel Gabriel and said “Today I...
Truisms!
* If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.* A...
What do true rednecks do on Halloween?
What do true rednecks do on Halloween? – Pump kin.
The Scottsman!
What is the difference between a Scottish man and a member of the Rolling...