Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
Italian Night Before Christmas
|Twas the night before Christmas, Da whole house was mella, Not a creature was...
What is SWF?
What does SWM stand for in a personal column advertisement?Sneaking While Married
Little Red Man
There was a little red man who lived in a little red house on...
Can I play the piano once these are off?
|A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The...
A young man joined the Army and signed up with the paratroopers…
A young man joined the Army and signed up with the paratroopers. He wentthough...
10 Signs Santa Has Been Drinking
While your child is on his lap, he tells them they’re not getting his...
Valentine’s Day Gift
A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetie for Valentine’s...
Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...
First Aid Course
When a car skidded on wet pavement and struck a telephone pole, severalbystanders ran...