Bird jokes 01
|Q: Why did the owl, owl?A: Because the woodpecker would peck ‘er!Q: What is...
You might be a redneck if… girlfriend
You’ve ever spray painted your girlfriend’s name on an overpass.
They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...
Help me…I’m hooked!
Is there a 12 step, support group, or such?For those of us folks who...
A cat’s dictionary
|Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear...
Canadian Talk
A long time ago, way back then…we used to spell Canada, Cnd.Why? you ask....
Mom’s new recipe
|Mom’s Brownies RecipeRemove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375. Melt 1...
If…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it followthat electricians can be delighted,...
Indian chief’s signal
|An Indian chief is driving his Cadillac somewhere at Nevada. Suddenly his car gets...
Boring!
|What is life like for a wood worm?Boring!