How can you tell?
“Old Jethro’s next door’s a-makin’ moonshine again.” the wife told her husband.”How can you...
How do you get a blondes eyes to sparkle?
How do you get a blonde’s eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in her...
Marriage Quotes By Men
I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always. It’s...
Geneologist
What is the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist?One looks up the family...
This guy was driving down the highway…
This guy was driving down the highway and was pulled overby the cops. The...
Not so wise
In a small southern town I saw a wonderful nativity scene, but one feature...
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
Sleep Well?
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...
No Jello
Q: Why don’t blondes eat Jello?A: They can’t figure out how to get two...
ride it to hospital!
|What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?If one bit you, you...