Getting revenge with marriage
|Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a...
You know why there is a string on a tampon?
You know why there’s a string on a tampon? So the crabs can bungee...
Airline
A blonde buys a plane ticket to Miami. (It’s a coach Ticket). When she...
Threats Used in Dysfunctional Families
“Finish your lima beans or you’re not getting any heroin for dessert!”"If you don’t...
Washing Machine Is Better
Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A: Because you can drop...
Police chief hates you
|Ten Signs The Police Chief Hates You10. He sends you on drug raids….alone.9. He...
Mothers taught us
|Things My Mother Taught MeMy Mother taught me LOGIC…”If you fall off that swing...
A blonde came running home to her mother…
A blonde came running home to her mother, sobbing and hysterical.”What’s wrong?” her mum,...
Machine Breakdown
This machine is subject to breakdown during periods of critical need. A special circuit...
The Technologically Challenged
The Technologically Challenged Just in case you think YOU are TC (technologically challenged), there’sstill...