A Message For The Manager
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub....
Saddam HUSSEIN of Iraq wanted a special…
Saddam HUSSEIN of Iraq wanted a special postage stamp issued,with his picture on it....
Clueless
Knock Knock Who’s there? Ida Ida who? Ida know.
ZHow offensive is that?
How offensive is that?Jesus has just been nailed to the cross and has begun...
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OLD NEVER DIES 13
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Get married
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
The 2000 Darwin awards!
|(15 July 1999, Alabama) A 25-year-old soldier died of injuries sustained from a 3-story...
Farting All The Time
Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?” Patient, “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I...
5 Good Reasons Not To…
5 Good Reasons not to be a Penis!1. You’re bald your entire life.2. You...