Dumb Intercourse II
“Information? I need the number of the Caseway Insurance Company.”"Would you spell that, please?”"Certainly....
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
Why, why, Tell me WHY!
WHY ? …… 1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? 2. Why...
A waitress walks up to one of her tables in…
A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York Cityrestaurant...
The copy machine handout
|In most offices, the photocopier is out of order every now and then. One...
What the difference between true love and herpes?
What the difference between true love and herpes? – Herpes lasts forever
The same thing
A married man goes to confessional and he tells the priest,”I had an affair...
The Blonde Coyote
Ever hear about the blonde coyote who got a leg stuck in a trap...
Dissuasion!
The beautiful secretary of the president of the Chase Manhattan Bank goes to a...
What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?
Q. What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?A. Platoon