Deadly disease
“My girl, Ginger, is going to die of syphilis,” mumbles an angrybiker to one...
What women would do if they had a penis for a day
10. Get ahead faster in corporate America. 9. Get a blow job. 8. Find...
Up, or down?
There was an elderly couple that was on their way for a 2 week...
A birthday party
Q:What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?A:I scream
This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on…
This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on his coat.His...
Why do women fake orgasms?
Why do women fake orgasms?Because men fake foreplay.
What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse’s ass?
What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse’s ass?A...
Bathroom Privileges
TO: All EmployeesFrom: ManagementRe: Restroom PolicyIn the past, employees were permitted to make trips...
Festivity Levels
Festivity Level 1: Your guests are chatting amiably with each other, admiring your Christmas-tree...
A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar…
A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar, drinking a few beers...