My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
The Operation
A young lady is in the hospital for an operation.She says, “Doc, how long...
Leave It To The Kids
A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his...
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...
New University Promos
New University Promos It was clear that one day the Ivy League would grow...
The worm hole!
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves when the little boy sees...
What is the difference between mayonaise and sperm?
What’s the difference between mayonaise and sperm?Mayonaise doesn’t hit the back of a girls...
What’s sillier
John : I don’t know what to buy – a cow or a bicycle.Peter...
One day in class the teacher…
One day in class the teacher has sex education.On the black board she drawsa...
Farmer Brown
Farmer Brown had been screwing one of his pigs for 5 years, when all...