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This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...
A blonde came running home to her mother…
A blonde came running home to her mother, sobbing and hysterical.”What’s wrong?” her mum,...
It’s Against the Law to…
In Oblong, Illinois, it’s punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing...
Simplified income taxes
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Fish jokes 02
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Judi was bored with driving her BMW…
Judi was bored with driving her BMW. It laced individuality and besides that, every...
Would you define OCR?
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Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?Diarrhoea!