Live Longer
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?...
Drunk and Arthritis
A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He...
Why can’t you be like that?
|Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door...
No cookies for Grandpa.
A boy goes on a fishing trip with his grandpa. They install themselves on...
Money Talks!
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer: “Look,...
Yo Mama So Fat…
Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this…New York, Chicago,...
Possible IBM acronyms
|IBM: It’s Being MendedIBM: Inmense Ball of MuckIBM: I Believe in MemorexIBM: It’s Better...
The Irish Virus
An actual mailing:Greetings, You have just received the “IRISH VIRUS”. As we don’t have...
Barbie and G.I. Joe
Barbie and G.I. Joe A little girl is in line to see Santa. When...
Which of the following lines will do a better job…
Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man...