How slime flies!
|What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?How slime flies!
The seven kinds of passionate women
The seven kinds of passionate women 1.The Optimist – “Yes! Yes! Yes!” 2.The Pessimist...
Blonde on Horseback
A blonde from California decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had...
No Balls?
Why do women play with their hair at traffic lights?Because they don’t have any...
I don’t owe anything for this drink
|The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy...
The captain and the camel
A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his...
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?The greyhounds wait for the...
The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day…
The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day in a row.The...
Why Orgasms?
Q: Why do blondes have orgasms?A: So they know when to stop having sex!
I didn’t get any money this time
|A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself....