I am still falling
|A ranger outfit was having training in mountain climbing. One of the men slipped...
Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...
Crossing Women Riddle
What do you have when you combine 50 women with a yeast infection in...
Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye…
Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye (or maybe it was Neil McNell from...
Two Cow Defined (Classic)
DEFINING SOCIETIES VIA THE OWNERSHIP OF 2 COWSFEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord...
Drunk walks into elevator…
Drunk walks into elevator, no elevator there, falls five stories down, lands on the...
Democrats on the front porch
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...
A Woman’s Rule of Thumb
A Woman’s Rule of Thumb:If it has tires or testicles, you’re going to have...
Cannibals and Missionaries
Two cannibals meet one day…The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t seem...
I lost my wife!
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case it was almost fucking impossible!