Grandpa is fine.
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Blonde Shoots Herself
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Application To NYU-(Classic)
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Tee Time!
A golfer was addressing his ball, getting ready to shoot.Just as he was about...
One for dirty minds!
The Gutter-Mind Test!1). What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means...
Standing At The Gates Of Heaven
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it...
An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home…
An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home. One day he went...
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks…
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, “Is God male or female?”After...
Golfer Pays His Respects
A golfer and his buddies where playing a big round of golf for $200....