The Tyson one-liners
|Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?A: No stupid...
How to get out of anext speeding ticket!
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
On Childless Marriage
My marriage is childless so far, except for my husband!
Surgeon General Warnings
Surgeon General C. Everett Koop, in conjunction with research associate Dr. Ed Bluestone of...
insults part 1
He has a one-track mind, and the traffic on it is very light. He...
A fun game
While your sitting on the toilet you see written on the stall door: Congratulations!...
Really Good Deed
This guy arrives at the Pearly Gates. He has to wait to be admitted,...
The Lettuce Joke
What did the salad say when the cabbage interrupted their meal? Lettuce alone!
Its Bedtime!
The bride lay in bed on the first night of their honeymoon while her...
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?A religious movement!