Call A Smart Blonde
Q: What do you call a smart blond?A: A golden retriever!
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There was this man in a mental hospital…
There was this man in a mental hospital. All day he would put his...
Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles! Yo mama...
Old man from Trent – Limmerick
There once was an old man from Trent, Whose penis was crooked and bent,...
What was the first thing your husband said to you…
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke...
moth nibble a hole
|Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?He wanted to see the...
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CLASSIFIED ERRORS, from a small-town daily: (Monday) FORE SALE – R. D. Jones has...
Macho Man
What is a more macho man?At the critical moment when he can’t get it...
Math is turning bad
|”Psst, c’mere,” said the shifty-eyed man wearing a long black trenchcoat, as he beckoned...