Alternatives to Win95
Microsoft’s ad slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you want to go today?”Now...
what do you get when a chicken cross the road falls and…
Q. what do you get when a chicken cross the road falls in the...
Blondes in Basement
Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes in a basement? A: A...
Cookie the Cat’s Resolutions
|5. I will not demand to get out the minute after I come in...
Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on…
Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on,indicating to the flight...
Absent From School Excusess
1. Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30,...
Smitty the Parrot’s Birthday
Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, “What do you want for your birthday?”...
FROG
What did one Lesbian frog say to the other Lesbian frog?You know what…we DO...
Airline Funnies!
Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
Pictures from police
|A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar.A...