Warning: Ignore the parrot!
On reaching his plane seat, a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
The dilapidated wife!
There was this married couple who showed up for their honeymoon at a fishing...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road?- To escape an oppressive military regime.
Pope and Lawyer (Classic)
The Pope died and went to heaven. When he got there, he found a...
Why do gay men have moustaches?
Why do gay men have moustaches? To hide the stretchmarks.
Dollars equal ten cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 10 centProof:We know that $1 = 100 centsDivide both sides by...
Wanted: Woman!
Seen in the want ads:A tall well-built woman with goodreputation, who can cook frogslegs,...
Freedom Cost Him An Arm
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:”My client merely...
A man calls his family doctor…
A man calls his family doctor:man: Doctor, for the last week my wife has...
Stupid Insults 1/31
$HOME = /dev/null. 3K RAM free, no EMS. A .22 caliber intellect in a...