The Mouse
Why didn’t the mouse cross the road?It’s cord wasn’t long enough!
Marriage quotes 02
|Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence–a life sentence.Marriage is very much...
Happy Thanksgiving
I saw you across a crowded room. Among all the others that were there,...
Bud the stud!
How can you compare a lite beer to making love in a canoe? It’s...
Studying the twinkies
|In an effort to clarify questions about the purported durability and unusual physical characteristics...
New submarine Ensign
|The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamed of working since a...
Safe to appear
Don was looking for a little “action.” He picked up a sweet young thang...
Top 10 things men know about women.
The top 10 things men know about women are:1.2.3.4.5.(I think you get it where...
Mind telling me the time?
|BLONDE: “Excuse me, what time is it right now?”WOMAN: “It’s 11:25PM.”BLONDE: (confused look on...
How Do You Feel?
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the...