Ant jokes 02
|What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?Your great-ant!Who was...
Chasing
A guy was driving his car at the speed of 80 mph when he...
Blonde AND Polish!
A Sailor is sitting at a bar one night and is chatting it up...
A fair warning
Tourist guide at zoo: “Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to...
Adjust the Chair
A lady goes to the dentist. In the chair, the dentist notices a little...
Engineer Cookie Recipe
Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1.) 532.35 cm3 gluten2.) 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33.) 4.9 cm3 refined halite4.) 236.6...
Elderly romance
There’s an elderly man and woman sitting in the sunroom of a retirement home....
Carpooling
For the second time in a row, I was forced to impose on the...
Catching the fish
|Jim had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun...
How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves?
How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves?She fell out of the...