Clinton’s Clock
Bill Clinton made up a list of things he can say to his secretaries...
Dragging your feet
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right...
What’s a famous saying at a gay bar?
What’s a famous saying at a gay bar? May I push in your stool.Sent...
Make a Wish
10 year old Johnny’s mother, who was a hard working single mom, had been...
What’s long and hard and excites a girl…
What’s long and hard and excites a girl whenshe’s finally lucky enough to get...
Warning all shoplifters
|Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any...
The Fowl-Mouthed Parrot!
A woman was walking down the street past a pet shop, and when she...
Phone songs
|All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are...
Paradox of Men
If you can’t go down on them, you’re not a good partner.If you can...
Blind deer jokes
What do you call a deer with no eyes?No eye deer.What do you call...