The Signalman’s Test!
Tom is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad, and...
Measure Intelligence
Q: How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in...
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?If a rotwieler starts humping your...
The College Food Chain
The College Food Chain THE DEANLeaps tall buildings in a single boundIs more powerful...
Enchanted Rattlesnake
It was spring in the old west. The cowboys rode the still snow choked...
Polish Couple
Q: Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?A: They’d read...
Cat Heaven
One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven. Greeting him...
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One’s composing, the other is decomposing.
Men Are Like UFOs
How are men like UFOs?You don’t know where they come from, what their mission...
Caught napping excuses!
Some quick thinking to get out of the “caught napping jam!”…They told me at...