Marriage quotes 14
|Married life is full of excitement and frustration:* In the first year of marriage,...
What’s the best way to make yourself last with your girlfriend?
What’s the best way to make yourself last with your girlfriend?Let everyone go first!
The Walrus
Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?To find a tight Seal.
Polak, Italian and Mafia
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...
Bush’s Tragedy
One day, President Bush visited an elementary school. All the kids were so excited...
100 Buckets of Bits
|100 Buckets of Bits100 buckets of bits on the bus 100 buckets of bits...
Chanowski & his other Polak drinking buddy are sitting…
Chanowski & his other Polak drinking buddy are sitting at a bar . ”...
Insult Collection #6
We hear you are a lady killer. They take one look at you and...
Lawyer Sky Diving
What do you call a sky-diving club for lawyers?Skeet.
Adam Gets Two Organs
One day God came to Adam to pass on some news. “I’ve got some...