Apples for sale…
A guy’s driving down a country road when he comes upon a sign saying...
WHY IS AN IMPOTENT MAN LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE?
WHY IS AN IMPOTENT MAN LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE?-THEY BOTH HAVE BALLS FOR DECORATION
Most Religious
A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim were having a discussion about who was...
I’ve never understood why women love cats…
I’ve never understood why women love cats.Cats are independent, they don’t listen,they don’t come...
What kind of Bees…
What kind of Bees make honey? Honey Bees!What kind of Bees make Milk? BOOBIES!
Why are politicians like diapers?
Why are politicians like diapers?Both should be changed regularly and for the same reason.
Invent artificial dogs
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Five Most Constipated people in Bible
The five most constipated people in the Bible:1. Cain-who wasn’t able.2. King Solomon-who sat...
How is a woman like an airplane?
How is a woman like an airplane? -Both have cockpits.
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical…
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find outthat she’s...