Charitable Donation
A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from...
The math one-liners
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Olympic condoms
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly...
Sisters of Mercy
A man was driving down the highway, and sees a sign saying “, House...
How did you break YOUR leg??
A lady went skiing and halfway down the hill had to go to the...
Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?
Q: Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?A: Bachelors come home, check to...
Handy guide to modern science
Handy guide to modern science:If it’s green or wriggles, it’s biology.If it stinks, it’s...
What is Pink and Red and sits in a corner?
What is Pink and Red and sits in a corner? A baby with a...
Brrr Its Cold
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman. The next day his prick...