Are blind pilots flying?
|One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated...
Yo mamma so fat… elevater
Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed...
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant…
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight’s special is...
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
|Why is a frog luckier than a cat?Because a frog croaks all the time...
Women’s Snappy Comebacks
Women’s Snappy Comebacks:Man: =”Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the...
Never talk to the parrot
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her...
A couple of geezers were sitting…
A couple of geezers were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home, havinga...
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnant…
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pregnant...
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
Here’s a sad one…Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with...
How to cut off a blonde’s ears:
To cut off a blonde’s ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask...